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That
guy is an amazing part of my everyday life.
I don’t know how many times I’ve seen someone and said ‘hey
look at that guy, what a numb nuts.’
Or in casual conversation, ‘you don’t ever want to be that
guy.’ And the best thing
about that guy is he can be something different to all of us.
Maybe that guy to you is the guy with the collection of Big
Johnson T-shirts, the guy who wears ridiculous amounts of Michael Jordan
cologne and the number 45 jersey, or the guy with a great bass system
but all you can here is his piece of junk car rattle to the beat...Those
are all valid guys, but if that guy could only be one guy to me he would
be the guy with his hand in his girlfriends back pocket.
Not
only is that the worst form of PDA, it doesn’t seem very fun for
either party. I’ve never
even thought that putting my hand in a girls back pocket could be even
remotely stimulating. ‘Boy
would I like to rub some butt through those Levi’s,’ has never
crossed my mind.
Not
only do I wonder about my enjoyment in the activity, I haven’t ever
met a girl or dated a girl who thought having someone’s hand in their
back pocket was a major turn on. I
can just hear it now; ‘yeah, and then while we were in line to go see
Mr. Bean he put his hand in my back pocket…oh, it felt sooo good.’
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